Oreos are not a social cookie. This was a serious topic of discussion between intellectuals during honors night, last night. You know how you shouldn't eat spaghetti on a first date? Well, save the oreos for when you're alone, as well.
As I was driving home last night, the person driving ahead of me flicked their cigarette out of their window. Still burning. Am I the only person bothered by this? I don't want the undercarriage of my car to engulf flaming embers! Maybe I'm just paranoid, but still. It just seems rude. Besides, smoking is so 1997 anyway right?
What is the purpose of mice? All they do is stink up my office and poop all over my desk and books. I'm so over them. When I walked into my office, yesterday, a mouse ran to safety. Well, I say "ran". He was so fat that he looked like his belly was dragging on the ground and he was waddling. I swept about 2 cups (though, I didn't take the time to accurately measure) of rat poop out of my room yesterday. Yuck! This has to be an unhealthy environment. I will not be satisfied until all mice are dead and I disinfect my entire classroom and office with bleach and then go over it with some green works and oust.
Drive-through grocery stores? Think about it. It's genius and we need one. Here's how it works: you can buy up to 20 items. You choose your items from the store's website ahead of time and go ahead and pay with your debit or credit card, print out the receipt, drive up to the window, and pick up your order. I mean, I think I have an idea here. Also, you would save money. Let me explain. What happens when you go to the grocery store or Wal-Mart to pick up "a few things"? I know what happens to me. My list goes to the wayside and I see all sorts of things I think I need. Ooh, a Popsicle holder! I totally need that. Um, yeah, I can use a digital change counter. That 100-pack of bean burritos looks yummy. What was supposed to be a trip to pick up sliced cheese, toilet paper, bread, milk, and a pack of AA batteries has turned into a smorgasbord of unnecessary items. Not only that, I've forgotten to even get the cheese and toilet paper! And everybody knows those are necessities. This is discovered later, of course, while unbagging the purchased treasures. So, what will I have to do? Use a quarter tank of $4/gallon gas to run back to the store to pick up the cheese and toilet paper, thus starting the process once more. I would use a drive-through grocery store. In fact, I rather need one.
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